This is completely mind-blowing - I've just today added a new contributor to the SubSonic project, and I can't believe I'm writing this... I'm giggling pretty damn hard. He's a good friend of the family - I've known him since I was about 13 - and my friends would always come over whenever he was dropping by to say hi to my sister (he was her friend mainly).
I haven't talked to him in a long time and a few years back he sent me an email telling me that he was getting into technology for a side project he was running with his flight school. You know how it goes - friend asks for help, you lend friend books, friend asks questions to no end and BAM another developer is born.
The strange things is - this person really kept to himself (and he kept my damn books). I didn't hear from him for a while and was meaning to head over Burton on Trent to get my books back when all of a sudden, just two days ago, the guy reappears - sending me an email telling me he loved my blog and can he help with SubSonic for a side project of his.
Knowing who this guy is - how can I say no?
My late sister Candy used to work in the movie industry doing hair styles for a lot of really famous people. Susan Dey (Laurie Partridge/Grace Van Owen) used to come to our house for thanksgiving; I hung out with Don Johnson on my birthday and he told me stupid jokes. I also got to meet Jennifer Anniston and Courtney Cox on the set of Friends (among other things) and hang out with Nicholas Cage on the set of The Rock.
Candy has her own IMDB page (which is quite the honor) and it has a whole list of film credits - many of which I got to see in the making.
One of the most memorable films she made (for me) was Ladies And Gentlemen The Fabulous Stains. A horrible B movie from 1981 that had many of the members of the Clash and the Sex Pistols (among others). My sister, the party girl, got to hang out with all of those guys during the making of that movie (lucky her) - and loved to call me and tell me how many bars her and Mick Jones got kicked out of.
One of the people she met was Bruce Dickinson, our new Core Team Member.
Yah, I know. It's ridiculous. I've been giggling constantly for the last few days just DYING to write this post!
Freakin Me and My Friends Out
I met Bruce when I was 13 and at the time I was really scared of him. Iron Maiden was a really cool band, but I was more into New Wave at the time and thought all those guys were complete freaks and ate babies.
My sister brought him by (with his brother and cousins who'd never been to the US) and I was shocked at how nice they all were. I don't know what I expected - but it wasn't the nice guy with the pony tail.
He and my mom (an English teacher at the time) started talking about literature - specifically debating if Shakespeare was more than one person or if it was all Francis Bacon (I remember the way used to say "Sir Francis Baaayyycn" with his deep, northern England accent - very gentle and disarming).
Anyway - I remember at one point he looked at me, winked, and asked me what kind of music I liked.... that was weird. I remember muttering "Tainted Love" and he smiled and said
"Cooooo BLIMEY! I love that song! Bom Bom! Tainted Looooove"
And then, right there in front of my mom he belts out the the next few lines in full Bruce style (he was wearing jeans unfortunately - no leather).
My sister was peeing her pants and I remember my mom just smiling nicely... going along with the whole thing. What a memory.
I always thought he and my sister had "a thing" but she always denied it - and he still won't tell me. But they've stayed fast friends through the years and every now and again I'd tell my friends to "Run to the Hills!!!!" cause Bruce was coming by and they would crap themselves.
It's cool having a sister that works in Hollywood :).
Singer, Pilot, Geek?
Bruce has had many passions over the years, but mostly it's all been about flying. I've always wanted to go flying with him but have never had the chance - hopefully if I make it to TechEd Europe this year I can ask Bruce to come along and fly me there.
Hey maybe I can get Iron Maiden to help out with the keynote? If I ask Scott Guthrie (I have to use his whole name here so he gets the Technorati ping) maybe he can fit him in... hmmm. I don't know - Bruce doesn't like to be outdone by people and I'm thinking that Scott's cooler than Iron Maiden these days (at least at TechEd). I'll work on this idea and let you know...
Flippin The Horns On SubSonic
Bruce is going to be working mainly on Migrations for his side project which he won't tell me much about. All I know is that it has something to do with Silverlight and Ed Force One - Bruce's plane. He's particularly interested in Migrations because, as he says (with a sly wink):
"This'n international tour idn't it!"
I think he gets the idea about Migrations... but I didn't want to press him too hard. He's Bruce you know.
He really likes the idea of how NASA has started using SubSonic and is working at trying to use the work we're doing for them in the Ed Force One stuff. All I know for sure is that it involves rockets.
I mainly want him to help with screencasts. I haven't been able to find someone with that... cool, radical edge to their voice (like mine) and I think Bruce may fit the bill here. I've told him he can wear leather when he does it :).
So take a moment to say hello to Bruce and flip him The Horns. This really legitimizes a thought I've had for a long time, and that is that
Programming and Rock N Roll really are one in the same.
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Haha Cool,
So now Subsonic will be even more down to the Metal :)
I read the whole flipping thing, saying now way over and over, not suspecting a thing (it's 315AM on the 1st here so as far as I was concerned it was still the 31st). You really fished me in.
Please tell me the part about Mick Jones is true. That would be so cool.
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Easily, the best April's fools on the web right now!! Amazing effort, Rob! I almost bought it, well knowing Mr. Dickinson's general geekiness (he does not only fly his own airplanes, he's also written books and presented History Channel documentaries)... then I remembered the day. In Spain we have the same tradition but it's on a different day, Dec 28th.
Nice job Rob. This is the first post I've read today and I was completely on board until the NASA mention.
Is Candy really your sister or just a Conery on IMDB?
I'm not going to butter your toast Rob...not like these other wankers who comment here saying "Oh, you almost had me...ha ha ha...best April Fool's joke ever...". No, I'm going to call you out for the MOST OBVIOUS April Fool's joke ever! Even more than the USB Pregnancy Test and the WII Peeing Game from Japan on ThinkGeek!
What I really call you out on though is your use of a serious topic within a joking post. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PROVIDE WITTY BANTER WHEN YOU DROP CANCER IN THE MIX?! I can't make fun of a guy's deceased sister, nor can I be over the top in my critique of the post knowing that. I'd say well played, but that makes it sound like i'm congratulating you on using your sister's situation to prevent me from being too cute...which makes me look like an ass...I'M DAMNED IF I DO AND DAMNED IF I DON'T!
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Did I just get called a wanker by a Canadian? Go Jets ;)
I hope this is a reverse April fools joke... where you tell a truth and everyone thinks it's not. :) My wife and I did that when she was pregnant with our son. We had to wait a whole month longer than normal to tell people... it was priceless.
Tom Lynch is not considered a Wanker for his awesome 8-bit sprite avatar from Burger Time.
I also want to raise another question for Rob: how does it feel being a LOVE CHILD?! What am I talking about? Well according to IMDB, your *sister* was born in 1953! I'm pretty sure you're a 1973-if-not-later kid, which means that if your parents were 30 when they had your sister they were at least 50 when they had you!
YOU ARE THE CREATION OF OLD PEOPLE LOVE MAKING?! That, Rob, is a story that *must* be told!
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"00000110, 00000110, 0000110! The number of the b3ast!"
Wow, you really get into April Fools day Rob :)
Last year's was funnier though ;)
I guess he could also spare time blogging on Haacked, since Phil is no longer writing on it?
@k_man: yep, the Mick Jones thing is true. My sister went out with him and the guys from the Sex Pistols and raised hell in Toronto - she loved it.
@Tom: Yep, Candy's my sister. She passed away 2 years ago but she loved a good joke :).
@D'arcy: Not funny amigo.
Well obviously its not a funny thing now that we know the truth...no offense intended...my second comment assumed Tom's suggestion:
"Is Candy really your sister or just a Conery on IMDB?"
Apologies.
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Well, to keep this on the brighter side - just know that my sister was the prankster of all time :). She partied with John Lydon and Mick Jones after all :p.
Good stuff Rob.
Crap, you got me. I even told a co-worker, "Wow, you know who Bruce Dickenson is? Well, ...." I should have read the comments first. I knew it was Arpil 1st.
April fools or not. it really doesn't matter because Subsonic's days are numbered: <a href="http://www.coboloncogs.org/">cobloncogs.org</a>. I'm migrating all my apps this weekend.
Easy, guys.. I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I achieve 100% code coverage with 0 failed tests.
Hehe, it's already april 20th here, and i only started to suspect something towards the end of the post :-0